All Shall Love Me and Despair.: Archive

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Shelice's rule-packet for Wife Swap

Shelice: My family does all the chores and housework. You just sit back and let them do everything. You even get to fuck a couple niggas on the side. Just don't tell your husband. It's part of the chase. DARKSIDED.

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a discussion on gullibility

Me: If Willy Wonka sent his golden tickets all over the world, how come only white kids got to go to the factory?
Shelice: Black people probably didn't buy chocolate back then.  You know, considering...
Me: Considering what?
Shelice: It was the blackface of candy.
Me: ....
Shelice: They even called them 'Nigger Bars'.
Me: ....
Shelice: Google it.
Me: *googling it*
Google: Did you mean 'Chocolate Ginger Bars'
Me: ...YOU LYING WHORE.  I KNEW IT WASN'T TRUE.
Shelice: Well you're the one who's pretty insensitive AND gullible, googling 'nigger bars'.  What's google gonna think?  They probably record that shit.